#2. Tourism

Hello hello! Welcome back to the second episode of Cafe Seoul and our audio recording has taken a heeeeee-uuuuggge jump in quality! Woop! This is our new toy! :)

This episode explores the sights, sounds and things to do in Seoul. After all, it is the land of the morning calm and night not calm at all. Fern Inners, a consultant at our Board of Korean Tourism (BOKT) who has Math skills that is worse than mine, share with us what foreigners want in Seoul. A list of things that people do in Seoul, eat kimchi, make kimchi, take a picture of yourself wearing a hanbok, visit Gyeongbukgong and watching comedic taekwondo/acrobatic performances.

In my trip to Seoul back in 2007, I did all of that AND was also dragged around to various TV drama filming locations by ajjumas. The location they totally went crazy at was Nami Island where the one of the classics Winter Sonata was filmed at. Let's just say I was more fascinated by the ostriches that roam the island than the brass statue of Bae Yong Jun kissing... um... Choi Ji Woo... I think.

The filming site that I was stuck at for... at least 45 minutes. Gawd.

Meanwhile back at the headquarters of the Board of Korean Tourism (BOKT), Lee thinks up and idea for branding... thus bringing about the birth of.... KIMCHI KIM! By the way, a kimchi mascot (not commissioned by us) actually exists... and this is what he (I think) looks like!

I imagined Kimchi Kim to look very different... Hmm. Some comments actually mentioned that this looks like a flaming banana doing the hula hoop. I think when I get the feeling in my fingers, I might just doodle a Kimchi Kim! ㅋㅋㅋ­ If you do have an idea, we welcome it too! You can doodle and send in your doodles to cafeseoulpodcast@gmail.com and we might even upload the most creative ones!

You have not completed the Foreigner in Korea rite of passage unless you have visited Itaewon (이태원). This is where all the foreigers hang out. You get foreign food, bars, clubs and restaurants... However, word of caution to the Asian ladies, if you're there, sometimes it's good to not come off as a total softie. My first experience there was horrible. Every Caucasian guy thinks just because you're Asian and they're Caucasian makes you want them. Oh please, I speak English and get over yourselves, jerks. Ugh! Unwelcomed approaches and finding someone humping you from behind are all part of it. Can't remember how many times I rolled my eyes that night. If they weren't in their sockets, they would probably have rolled away. Unwelcomed advances aside, you should go visit the area at least once. Just to have a look see, and eat super yummy samggyeopsal ( barbequed pork belly)!

Final part - communication. If you don't speak Korean, you don't speak Korean. You can't guess words at all either... So it's gonna be a duck talking to a chicken. However! Romanisation these days have helped many foreigners communicate. For example, a computer is a kom-pu-toh and a handphone is a han-de-pone. Easy isn't it!? When in doubt, just romanise everything! ㅋㅋㅋ

However, sometimes English mistakes in Korea are very amusing... Like these I pulled off Facebook. Enjoy!

Oh, beach please.

Spacing, people!

The second episode could use a little more work but hey! I felt that we improved a lot, so props to that! It's a little rough around the edges but no one polished a rock and got a diamond overnight, so we'll get there! :) If you do have any feedback, ideas or comments you could leave it down in the comment box below OR email us a cafeseoulpodcast@gmail.com and we will certaintly take everything into consideration toward our betterment! To those that have sent in feedback, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! Please continue to support us!!

#1. Happy New Year from Cafe Seoul!

First things first, HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL OF US AT CAFE SEOUL!! Our first podcast, woop woop!!!


It's a new year, and a new year means new things - so, we've put together a new podcast called... Cafe Seoul! *applaud* Naturally, we'll be talking about some of the things that we think will happen this year - and the biggest one so far would have to the be the election of South Korea's first female president Park Geun Hye. Well, if you don't know what she looks like, this is her, looking all confident and all.

Well, to be honest, I've got nothing to say about this. Firstly, I'm not Korean and secondly, I'm not big on politics. But unfortunately, being an adult now entails making decisions, of which one is to decide who you want as your government. So, I'd have to force myself to read about their arguments yadda yadda. Boring, ahem.

On to other topics! To satisfy your inner Perez Hilton and TMZ junkie, we have two segments. Pop Stop, bringing you the latest news the Hallyu wave decides to wash up and also we have two um... special K celeb guides K and Sta and together they are K-Sta who will share their New Year Resolutions. Wonder what those two are up to - tune in and find out!

And since Cafe Seoul is made up of expats, and it's new year, who can forget that at the strike of midnight on New Year, you're supposed to kiss a girl if not you're gonna be lonely for the rest of the year. Honestly, this is just an excuse to kiss someone hahahaha. And a terrible excuse at that, well unless the person who wants to kiss you is a looker. ;)

Just a side note, because this is an urban legend, curiousity killed this cat when I went to look up other urban legends. Interesting, but scary! Or maybe just to me because I have the bravery capacity of an earthworm. But I like watching horror movies. Sigh, yes. The things I do to myself. And yes, I am a contradiction - but hey, I'm a girl. I get to be fickle HAHA! Anyhow, here are some other Korean urban legends that sort of creeped me out!

Fan death - leaving a fan running non-stop overnight in a room will cause the person inside to die. And I heard that all fans sold in South Korea come with automatic timers that switch the fan off for a couple of minutes. Well, I've never noticed that but I'll make it a point to check that out.

Okay, the other urban legends are all a little scary and involve a gwishin (귀신) or Korean ghost of some sort.

• Gumiho (구미호) - the story of the 9 tailed fox. They usually disguise themselves as beautiful women and prey on unsuspecting pervy men, a true femme fatale.
• Mul gwishin (물귀신) - essential water spirits who hate to be alone in the dark murky waters and drag swimmers down to join them... muahahaha
• Cheonyo gwishin (처녀귀신) - the virgin (girl) ghost. Being born a woman in traditional Korea was hard and she was taught the best virtues were to serve her father, her husband, and her son. To die a cheonyeo meant you didn’t fulfill your life’s purpose, your life was meaningless; it would be impossible to tear yourself away from this world so you will continue haunting the mortal world as a spirit.

There are ALOT more urban legends out there on the net so I'm going to stop writing about it because I'm getting freaked out. Ahem.

Well, since this is the first episode, I'm gonna cut some slack but... there are some things I have to say. The Lost in Translation segment is like.... whaaaaaat?! I totally did not get any of that. I know, I'm mean. But it made me somewhat shut down because firstly, it's about Star Wars and I'm not really a Star Wars fan. Nope, not getting it. I tried watching it, in 2002 I think, and was told that that movie is was actually the worst out of all the Star Wars episodes.

However, I'm going to still give it props for effort! And we haven't got into each other's groove yet so we are y'know... getting to know each other better. I'm sure our second episode is going to be a lot better, with more interesting topics. More woohoo and less blah - that's what we're gonna work towards. If you do have any comments, feedback or suggestions, please feel free to email us at cafeseoulpodcast@gmail.com! Each episode comes out on the second and fourth Thursday of the week, at 6pm (KST) so be sure to tune in then!

HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN FROM CAFE SEOUL! WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE!!